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Drew is an idealist. Instead of exhaustively searching for obscure ways to make my person sound even the slightest bit interesting to a race apathetic and cadaverous, I've concluded one can gain a relatively accurate analysis of Drew and all that ensnares her, through the contents of this blog. It's all gravy here.
Live long and prosper.
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Witty
Potential boyfriend: Yeah, I’m going home to sleep after work. Last night was kind of ridiculous.
Me: (sarcastically) You’re a gigantic sissy woman. Going home to sleep? Pfft, whatta pussy.
Potential boyfriend: Hey, fuck you! (semi-jokingly)
Me: You have!
Potential boyfriend: And you loved every second of it.
Me: 
