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Drew is an idealist. Instead of exhaustively searching for obscure ways to make my person sound even the slightest bit interesting to a race apathetic and cadaverous, I've concluded one can gain a relatively accurate analysis of Drew and all that ensnares her, through the contents of this blog. It's all gravy here.
Live long and prosper.
Posts tagged bitter.
At several different points in the evening last night, people kindly informed me that I resembled Taylor Swift. It was quite flattering. I’m certain it was the cascading blonde spirals; a natural, dimensional blonde. Then of course, the vibrant red lips that appeared so glossy, it’s almost as if you could fetch a pair of skates and go ice-skating on them.
I felt exquisite last night. I felt like I possessed a radiance so brilliant, that it could shred the mortal retinas of anyone gazing in my direction. Only to be sent home in tears.
Thank you, Lucas.
The night wasn’t a complete failure. Upon arriving home, I enjoyed a hot cup of tea and a hysterical episode of Whose Line is it Anyway. Though I’m still quite bitter.
