Live long and prosper.
Posts tagged astrology.
Reasons why David Henrie and I should meet and get married:
• According to astrology, him and I are supposed to be irrefutably compatible. He’s a Cancer, I’m a Pisces… Water/water. Imagine the sex, man. Holy crap.
• Statistically, relationships/marriages in which the man is three years older than the woman, are more likely to thrive as opposed to the man being merely a year older, or even younger. Why? Everyone knows women allegedly mature faster than men. DUH. (Of course there are the few that are exceptionally mature for the age, but let’s get a grip of reality and take it for a ride, shall we? The vast majority are imbeciles. I’m referring to the GENERAL male population, not being specific. So chill, ma) ANYWAY, David is exactly three years older than me. Check and mate!
• He’s Italian and I’m Greek. Together we can produce a grotesque amount of beautiful, dark, ethnic offspring.
• We both share the physical attribute of unparalleled, remarkable hair.
The list is endless, I assure you. However, I regret to inform you all that I must cease and desist with the accounting of all of this very FACTUAL information. To indulge in raw cookie dough!
Enjoy your Friday, friends.