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Drew is an idealist. Instead of exhaustively searching for obscure ways to make my person sound even the slightest bit interesting to a race apathetic and cadaverous, I've concluded one can gain a relatively accurate analysis of Drew and all that ensnares her, through the contents of this blog. It's all gravy here.
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Posts tagged astrology.
one more thin gypsy thief: Orion - June 1st to 7th and June 17th to 27th →
Your sign beyond the zodiac is Orion, the Golden Huntsman, with his glittering belt of stars. Loved by Artemis, the goddess of the crescent moon and by the goddess of the dawn, Orion was a giant so tall that he could wade across the deepest ocean with his head above the water. Orion was…
Reasons why David Henrie and I should meet and get married:
• According to astrology, him and I are supposed to be irrefutably compatible. He’s a Cancer, I’m a Pisces… Water/water. Imagine the sex, man. Holy crap.
• Statistically, relationships/marriages in which the man is three years older than the woman, are more likely to thrive as opposed to the man being merely a year older, or even younger. Why? Everyone knows women allegedly mature faster than men. DUH. (Of course there are the few that are exceptionally mature for the age, but let’s get a grip of reality and take it for a ride, shall we? The vast majority are imbeciles. I’m referring to the GENERAL male population, not being specific. So chill, ma) ANYWAY, David is exactly three years older than me. Check and mate!
• He’s Italian and I’m Greek. Together we can produce a grotesque amount of beautiful, dark, ethnic offspring.
• We both share the physical attribute of unparalleled, remarkable hair.
The list is endless, I assure you. However, I regret to inform you all that I must cease and desist with the accounting of all of this very FACTUAL information. To indulge in raw cookie dough!
Enjoy your Friday, friends.
Semper fi
