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CAT, I'M TRYING TO MASTURBATE. GO AWAY!

First world problems.

Sep 30th

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Reblog if you would rather live in a world with...

Sep 30th

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Sep 29th

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“If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely...”

– E. B. White

Sep 29th

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My ex-boyfriend said he wants to see my Grandpa in assless chaps, and as mad as it sounds, it inspired me. Due to treatment for having prostate cancer several years ago, my Grandpa has enormous tits. Truthfully, at least DDs. Imagine a man, 83, walking around in cow-print “assless” chaps, cow boy hat, spurs, the works. Proudly strutting around without a shirt on and finally...

Sep 29th

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